Baby Ethereum

💥 BREAKING: BABY ETH JUST CRAWLED OUT OF THE BLOCKCHAIN After months of sipping milk and stacking sats in his diaper… He’s finally here — and he’s bringing moon vibes. 🚀 They said he was too young to moon… They said he should stay in the crib… Baby ETH just drooled on the haters and kept crawling to the ATH. 📈 Forget walking — this baby slides straight into the charts like a slippery avocado. 🥑 Forget talking — his first word was “Wen Lambo?” 🏎️💨 Forget bedtime — he’s up all night pumping… (the chart, of course 😏) This is not a coin…This is not a phase. This is a baby-led bull run. 🍼🔥