Degen Jones

"DEGEN JONES ($DOW) – The Index They Don’t Want You to Buy." This ain’t your grandpa’s Dow Jones. $DOW is what happens when Wall Street’s bull breaks loose, snorts green smoke, and YOLOs in. Forget fundamentals. Forget spreadsheets. Degen Jones is the meme index of the future: powered by vibes, volatility, and unfiltered degeneracy. We’re not tracking stocks. We’re tracking pure, uncut meme momentum. Every time someone says “This can’t be real,” we print. - Built for traders who ape first and check later. - Minted for max Degen exposure. - One coin to front-run them all. $DOW isn’t a token, it’s a takeover.