MCTolkien

Welcome to MC South Park on PulseChain, where memes meet mayhem! Introducing MCTolkien, the meme coin inspired by our very own Tolkien Black. Yeah, you heard it right—Tolkien, not Token. Calling him "Token" is just plain racist, you dumbass. He's the rich kid in school, and now he's the face of our first release in the MC South Park ecosystem on PulseChain. MCTolkien is here to help you dive into the wild world of crypto with a touch of South Park chaos. Token Info Get ready to blow your mind: Total Supply: 22,531,302,092,022 (because who the hell needs fewer coins?) Burn Baby Burn: 98% of the supply was burned at launch – gone, poof, outta here! Dev's Whim: 2% is hanging out in liquidity pools because the dev does whatever he wants, dude. Initial Liquidity Pairs: The first 5 pairs got burned too: PLS/INC/pDAI/A1A/PLSX – boom! Liquidity Madness: +25 liquidity pairs just waiting for you to dive into this mess. Ownership: None – 'cause freedom and stuff. Taxes: 0% tax because taxes suck Contract: Verified Token Play So, how do you play with MCTolkien? It's simple, dude. Provide liquidity! Pair MCTolkien with your favorite tokens and let the magic of arbitrage work for you. As prices bounce around, you'll earn more of both tokens. If $MCT goes up, you get more of your favorite token. If your favorite token goes up, you get more $MCT. It's a win-win, whether the chart's up, down, or doing the Macarena. You become part of the system, raking in the rewards from endless arbitrage. PulseX LP Formula for Daily Returns - V2 Only (24hr LP Volume x .0022 ) x Share of Pool % = $ amount earned in the last 24hr The $ amount earned in LP is paid to you in the form of your two coins. Remember, in the world of MC South Park, it's all about getting paid and having fun. So grab your MCTolkien, pair it up, and start rolling in those sweet, sweet gains. And don't forget—it's Tolkien, not Token. Cartman would be so proud. So come on down to MC South Park and meet some friends of mine.