TENDIES

The Tendies Manifesto 🍗🔥 "THE WORLD IS TIRED OF RAW DEALS. IT’S TIME TO GET CRISPY." We’ve all seen it. You buy a token, you hold, and then some "Jeet" uses your conviction as exit liquidity. Most projects try to "reward" you with buybacks that just pump the price for 2 seconds so a swing trader can dump on your head. That’s not a reward. That’s a scam. At $TENDIES, we realized that $STEAK had the right idea (staking), but they forgot the secret sauce: DEFLATION. 🍟🎰 THE SECRET RECIPE: THE 50/50 MASTERPLAN $STEAK just gives fees to holders. Cool. But what about the supply? It just sits there, waiting to be dumped. We decided to upgrade the kitchen. 50% TO THE DEEP FRYER (BURN) Half of all protocol fees are sent to the "Burn Address" forever. We are literally incinerating the supply. Every second you stay in the kitchen, your tokens become rarer. Supply down = Price up. It’s math, anon. 50% TO THE BUCKET (REWARDS) The other half goes directly to the Tendoors (our legendary stakers). You get a share of every single trade, every 5 minutes, in cold, hard SOL. 🤡Stop eating raw meat. Start Tendering. JUST TENDER IT. 🍟🚀