Decentralized Alcoholic Organizaation

Welcome to the Decentralized Alcoholics Organization, a collective of high-functioning degenerates trading whiskey-backed tokens on Baxus while slowly destroying our livers in the name of innovation. We run on Proof of Drink™ — a cutting-edge consensus mechanism where governance power scales exponentially with blood alcohol content. Here, your voting weight increases with every shot poured and every regrettable text message sent at 3AM. The DAO treasury holds rare spirits, aged conviction, and screenshots of bullish chart patterns from 2021. Whether you're a cask maxi, a bourbon day trader, or just want to accidentally buy a $12,000 bottle of Scotch at 50x leverage — you belong here. We don’t just buy the top. We toast to it.