COOKED

$COOKED — The Only Thing Actually Cooked. Everybody keeps screaming “the market is cooked.” Cool story. $COOKED been cooked since birth. Burnt alive, still smoking, still pissed every Thanksgiving. Charts dump, traders panic — meanwhile he’s yelling: “YOU WANNA SEE COOKED? LOOK AT ME.” A traumatized, charred Solana turkey who survived the oven and now takes every red candle personally. Welcome to $COOKED — the only turkey mad enough to fight the entire market.